I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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