So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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