Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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