I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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