the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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