belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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