So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
is that a dick in a sweater?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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