I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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