The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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