the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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