They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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