arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Everyone says I win the strip club
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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