I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize