He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
