I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
you never un-have a 4some
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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