He is such a slut. More and more my type.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
