Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
