Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can't motorboat a personality
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
