I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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