i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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