I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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