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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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