My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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