I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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