just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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