Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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