She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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