So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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