jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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