I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You did what with his pubic hair?
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