he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dignity is for republicans.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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