But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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