I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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