i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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