Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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