Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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