You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
