absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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