There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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