So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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