Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
