Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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