he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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