Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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