I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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