Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I deserve this hangover.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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