i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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