Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
tell me about the fingering
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