i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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