Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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