YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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