The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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