Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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