just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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